Wednesday, May 6, 2009

[Insert Ugly Here]

When scary lesbians are eye fucking you at a questionable bar, what should you not do?

a) make eye contact
b) wave at them
c) be an incredible drunk dancer while wearing a phenomenal boob shirt

The answer for KFBS is:

C.

During a drunken night at said questionable bar, I was hit on fiercely by the world's scariest lesbian. She is what the love child of Dom Deluise and Bea Arthur would look like-- deep voice, giant stature-- yet portly round, mustache, and all. She brought me a Budweiser (yes, DIESEL!), asked me to dance (at a straight REDNECK bar), then proceeded to ask me for my sexual orientation, phone number, and name in that order. All I could think was... this is my karma kicking my ass for leaving peterpan out to dry when the overzealousredhead attacked.


So, here's my question to you: Where are the good looking people and why don't they hit on me?

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  2. karma works faster the further south you get...hehehehe

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